Ikea Jokes. Enjoy 70 of our most silly, dumb and funny short dad jokes! My Dad When Mom Sends Him To Get Scented Candles. Tag [NSFW] or [NSFL] if ever necessary. Remember to edit out any personal information that could lead to identifying people in real life. I Didn’t Mean To Do It. In case you’d like to take the opportunity this Father’s Day to pay tribute to the dads of the world with silly jokes, here is a big list to get you started. Easily share to facebook, twitter and pinterest! Preferred to be a joke an actual father said, but not required. Remember that time you went into IKEA because you just needed 'a few throw pillows'? Please Go Back. Ah, dad jokes. An Assembly kit. 120 Jokes You Will Understand Only If You Live In IKEA . Like that guy who walked around IKEA, torturing his girlfriend with product puns — total dad joke master. You hate yourself a bit for laughing but you just can't help it! Why did it take so long for Noah to build the Ark? Me Walking Into My Husband One Week After The Ikea Trip Do It Yourself Birthday Party My Husband Is So Addicted To IKEA Assembles Coffee Table From IKEA. What do the Cincinnati Reds and lawn furniture from Ikea have in common? Other places to laugh at: /r/jokes ... IKEA is a wonderful place, and no matter how many times we pay a visit, there always seems to be an endless array of new treasures to discover. Puts Engineer In Resume. The mark of a good dad joke is one that makes you groan and grin at the same time! This includes, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook/twitter/instagram screenshots. The best IKEA jokes, funny tweets, and memes! What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? Dads and grandads across the world wouldn't know what to say half the time! Back to: Miscellaneous Jokes: Corporate Jokes. Remember how you left with everything but throw pillows? Where would we be without them? Because the instructions came from Ikea.